Pavia • Jun. 11, 2022

BritishWanderer, the first Crown Prince, has died

The first Crown Prince of Pavia has died on dice day. (Unsplash)
Pavia has gone into mourning over the death of the first Crown Prince, BritishWanderer, following a traditional ritual among the dukes.
Pavia • Jun. 9, 2022

“Barbaric practices”: Pandas being bred and slaughtered for gelatin

Prominent Pavians pain pandas producing profits, it has been revealed. (Unsplash)
Pavians are profiting from criticised farming practices, with pandas held captive in inhumane and cruel conditions merely to produce goods for manufacturing.
Pavia • Jun. 8, 2022

Duke calls for international cooperation to advance infrastructure, agricultural industry

The Duke of Braemar says close neighbours must work together on "collaborative solutions to common problems". (Unsplash)
In one of the nation’s first press conferences, the Duke of Braemar called on Pavia’s neighbours to develop laws enabling discussion of joint initiatives to benefit the region.
Pavia • Jun. 7, 2022

Thief steals from the town hall construction site, delaying works by days

Town hall construction has been beset by delays caused by theft. (Unsplash)
While construction workers were on a smoking break, an unknown thief has broken into storage containers at the town hall worksite and stolen publicly-funded building materials.
Pavia • Jun. 6, 2022

“Turtles are endangered”: Local environmentalist group lobbies government for protections

The newly formed Pavian Wildlife Foundation believes local turtles are endangered. (Unsplash)
A trip to the Pavian coastline led a budding environmentalist to realise that the local turtle population is dwindling, prompting them to form the Pavian Wildlife Foundation to protect endangered animals.
Pavia • Jun. 5, 2022

Criminal alien fatally wounded in crazed coastal combat

Authorities were quick to respond after detecting the alien's misdeeds. (Unsplash)
An alien who destroyed part of the pristine coastline off west Pavia has been fatally wounded by the coast guard which responded hastily after detecting the criminal miscreant, prompting the Crown Prince to formalise the coast guard in law.
Pavia • Jun. 4, 2022

“You will not make Pavia home”: Coast guard stood up by Crown Prince

Maritime borders in Pavia will be closely monitored by trained citizens. (Unsplash)
In an effort to protect the island nation’s borders, the Pavian Government has taken a strong stance against illegal entrants with the Crown Prince standing up the coast guard.
Pavia • Jun. 4, 2022

World first: Full colour illustrative map of Pavia drawn by community group

Creative citizen charts country's coasts. (Unsplash)
A talented community group named the Bureau of Semiography has formed with a unique goal — creatively designing flags, heraldic devices and maps for Pavians.