Pavia • Jul. 13, 2022

Strong new laws protect environment, wildlife, national parks

The laws recognise duty of the government and citizens to manage Pavia's unique natural environment. (Unsplash)
All Pavians are required to protect the environment under a strong new law made by the Crown Prince.
Pavia • Jun. 22, 2022

Half a million blocks used to build grand Town Hall in just 18 days

Burly blue-collar boys build big beautiful building. (Thomas Ledl CC BY-SA)
More than 500,000 blocks have been used by Pavians to build the grand Town Hall, which was finished in record time.
Pavia • Jun. 20, 2022

Axe-wielding foreigner slaughters Crown Prince

Pavian Prince pounded profusely to point of pearling. (Unsplash)
A foreigner has slaughtered the Crown Prince in front of several dukes after pretending to offer a tribute at the partially built Town Hall and temporarily imprisoned him.
Pavia • Jun. 17, 2022

Archaeological dig finds bones during Great Pavian Hole greening project

Bones of a long-dead animal were found inside the Great Pavia Hole. (Unsplash)
An amateur archaeologist has found the bones of a large animal in the Great Pavian Hole after a dig was ordered following a discovery during the greening and beautification project.
Pavia • Jun. 16, 2022

Crown Prince claims territorial waters and builds defence stations

The waters have been claimed to clarify coast guard operational area. (Unsplash)
The Crown Prince claims territorial waters around Pavia’s land territory in a world first decree, clarifying the operational area of the coast guard.
Pavia • Jun. 12, 2022

Mysterious condemnation signs appear at the Great Pavian Hole

No one in the government claims the sign. (Unsplash)
A set of mysterious signs allegedly condemning the Great Pavian Hole have appeared, with no government members or key safety activists claiming having placed them.
Pavia • Jun. 11, 2022

BritishWanderer, the first Crown Prince, has died

The first Crown Prince of Pavia has died on dice day. (Unsplash)
Pavia has gone into mourning over the death of the first Crown Prince, BritishWanderer, following a traditional ritual among the dukes.
Pavia • Jun. 9, 2022

“Barbaric practices”: Pandas being bred and slaughtered for gelatin

Prominent Pavians pain pandas producing profits, it has been revealed. (Unsplash)
Pavians are profiting from criticised farming practices, with pandas held captive in inhumane and cruel conditions merely to produce goods for manufacturing.
Pavia • Jun. 8, 2022

Duke calls for international cooperation to advance infrastructure, agricultural industry

The Duke of Braemar says close neighbours must work together on "collaborative solutions to common problems". (Unsplash)
In one of the nation’s first press conferences, the Duke of Braemar called on Pavia’s neighbours to develop laws enabling discussion of joint initiatives to benefit the region.