GetSkinny

GetSkinny is the editor-in-chief of the Pavian Tribune and our main local correspondent.

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September 23, 2022 — Cathedral erected in mere days set to host international wedding
September 18, 2022 — National threat level reduced to probable
September 18, 2022 — War is over: Allied forces destroy Rhode Island vault
September 11, 2022 — Pavia defends against two failed Rhode Island attacks
September 6, 2022 — Crown Prince dedicates homeland to commons
August 27, 2022 — BritishWanderer elected as new Crown Prince
August 27, 2022 — Gobblin, the third Crown Prince, has died
August 17, 2022 — Rhode Island declares war on Pavia
August 15, 2022 — Allied forces defend SQPR vault against Rhode Island attack attempt
August 15, 2022 — Pavia will be attacked, government says
August 14, 2022 — National park gets buzz-y as candlemakers demand local beeswax
August 13, 2022 — Rhode Island detected scouting prison by coast guard
August 12, 2022 — Pavia under attack: Rhode Island breaks vault snitches
August 11, 2022 — Coast guard apprehends international fugitive wanted for serious crimes
August 10, 2022 — Workers unwittingly build prison instead of train station
August 5, 2022 — Lyrean Community condemns obsidian bombs
August 4, 2022 — Killed without reason: Crossed wires lead to death
August 3, 2022 — Government commits to union pay and safety demands
July 28, 2022 — Train station site excavated in three days
July 27, 2022 — Government refusal to pay workers spurs unionisation calls
July 26, 2022 — Conflict strikes close to home with body found in tunnel
July 25, 2022 — Estalia–Rhode Island conflict threatens Elysian Pact members
July 24, 2022 — Gobblin elected as new Crown Prince
July 23, 2022 — BritishWanderer, the second Crown Prince, has died
July 16, 2022 — North-eastern nations join pact for security and infrastructure
July 13, 2022 — Coast guard officers to be tested for readiness to fight
July 13, 2022 — Pavia shares surveillance information with all citizens
July 13, 2022 — Strong new laws protect environment, wildlife, national parks
June 22, 2022 — Half a million blocks used to build grand Town Hall in just 18 days
June 20, 2022 — Axe-wielding foreigner slaughters Crown Prince
June 17, 2022 — Archaeological dig finds bones during Great Pavian Hole greening project
June 16, 2022 — Crown Prince claims territorial waters and builds defence stations
June 12, 2022 — Mysterious condemnation signs appear at the Great Pavian Hole
June 11, 2022 — BritishWanderer, the first Crown Prince, has died
June 9, 2022 — “Barbaric practices”: Pandas being bred and slaughtered for gelatin
June 8, 2022 — Duke calls for international cooperation to advance infrastructure, agricultural industry
June 7, 2022 — Thief steals from the town hall construction site, delaying works by days
June 6, 2022 — “Turtles are endangered”: Local environmentalist group lobbies government for protections
June 5, 2022 — Criminal alien fatally wounded in crazed coastal combat
June 4, 2022 — “You will not make Pavia home”: Coast guard stood up by Crown Prince
June 4, 2022 — World first: Full colour illustrative map of Pavia drawn by community group