No one in the government claims the sign. (Unsplash)A set of mysterious signs allegedly condemning the Great Pavian Hole have appeared, with no government members or key safety activists claiming having placed them.
Pavians, who are largely living within the confines of the hole, were left puzzled this morning when they tried to go to their homes.
“Alert! This area is condemned”, the signs read.
“High plant and fungal growth resulting in aerosol particles which pose a danger to life with prolonged exposure.
“Enter at your own risk. - Pavian Health and Safety”.
The signs allegedly condemning the Great Pavian Hole come from an unknown source. (GetSkinny)After the Tribune made extensive requests for comment across the government, no one was able to explain where the signs came from.
“We are most concerned about the incident at the Great Pavian Hole”, a government spokesperson said.
“I have been assured that the detective of Pavia has been actively seized of the situation.
“We believe the hole is suitable for human habitation. There is no known threat to Pavians at this stage.”
The signs have since been removed by another unknown citizen.
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